CH 13SHOP
SOONNUMBERED
CH 13 · THE SHOP
DROPS
COMING
SOON.
Numbered drops, attendee window first, then public, then sold out forever. The first one ships after Stumpfest 2026 — the tee already exists; the press isn't loaded.
STUMPY IS LOADING THE PRESS
FIRST PRESSING
The 2026 Tee. Stumpy mid-cannonball under an ember-arc of sparks, screened on faded charcoal cotton. He approved the proof from the river bottom.
Numbered, hand-stamped, attendee-window first. Public window opens after the party.
Until then — read the lore.